Was watching Kim’s Fairytale Wedding while on the elliptical, and there’s this scene where they are trying food for the wedding at Wolfgang Puck’s kitchen. Chris is all, “We need to get Kim some cooking lessons.” Wolfgang Pucks response? “I’ve always told newlywed brides that they need to spend more time in the bedroom than in the kitchen.” Everyone laughs:)

I agree! He really appreciates it if you’re a domestic goddess for sure… but he can always get food elsewhere.

What can’t he get elsewhere? A sex life.

You, the wife, are all he has. Your sex life can be as fulfilling and exciting as you make it, or as dull and non-existant as you allow it.

Talking about sex, this is kinda gross but I have to commend my parents. They have been married a LONG time and are still happy in the bedroom. Ehhh! Is it weird how comfortable I am talking about this?

Just read below. THIS is what I have to deal with on a regular basis.

BTW, my parents’ first language is NOT English.

Dad walks in room after work. Mom and I are in the room.

Mom: Honey, you’re so handsome!
Dad raises his eyebrows and smiles.
Me: (noticing my presence is being ignored) Maybe I should leave you two alone.
Dad: Your mom is horn-ee
Me: Ewwww!!! You don’t even know what that is!
Mom: What’s horn-ee? huh? huh? What’s horn-ee?
Dad: Did I use it correctly? (smiling)
Me: (Laughing hysterically) Just don’t say it around your coworkers!

My dad even makes my grandma feel awkward!

How to make an 85yr old woman blush:

On our way to church, my dad, who’ll do anything for a laugh, decides to get “personal” with mamagrand.(my grandma) Here’s how it went:

Dad: Mama, sooooo tell me. How many times did Daddygrand kiss you before you got married?
Mamagrand: aye! no! no! no keesing!
Dad: Oh come on mama! premarital sex?
Mamagrand: (eyes wide) NO GOOD! (shaking head rhytmically)
Dad: Mama, come on, you don’t have to hide anything now. I’m sure you had Dee- ZIRES (teasing smile)
Mamagrand: (matter of factly) You give those desire to the Lord. (turns away)

(even funnier when you hear it with two Filipino accents!)

My dad is such a HOOT!

After our honeymoon, the first thing my dad asked Nate was, “Son, how are your knees?!” OMG. Tmi. My poor, proper husband. He’s used to it now:)

If anything I can always thank my parents for making me SOOO comfortable talking about sex. Love you guys!