What He Wishes You Knew and Didn’t have to Spell Out
December 9th, 2011 by MidoriLei
- We never get tired of you greeting us at the door with kisses and hugs like a parched woman reaching for a cool glass of water.
- No matter how innocent it is, when you’re giggling with your ex on the other line, it makes us really uncomfortable.
- You know that “can you guess what’s different about me?” game? Yeah that one. We hate it.
- Three days off work with hair in a messy bun, same sweats and not showering while you catch up on Sex in the City reruns to “unwind” from the stress of your job? Not okay.
- You’re the best! You’re brilliant! You’re amazing! I’m so proud of you! Ahhh, music to our ears.
- We secretly cringe every time you mention how hot that Taylor/Jacob guy is.
- If you have to bring up the “where is this relationship headed?” conversation, the answer is nowhere near the altar, no time soon.
- Sometimes we just like to be quiet. It doesn’t mean anything’s wrong. We happen to love silence, unlike your girlfriends.
- If we can’t have sex with you while you’re on the rag, can’t we at least get blow jobs for continuing to be the gentlemen that we are while you go off on your hormonal, bipolar mood swings?
- That outfit is fine. They all are.
- How do you really expect for your mom and girlfriends to like me if they are the first people you go to when you need to have a bitch fest about me?! If I’m doing something wrong, I want to know. You forget that I want to make you happy.
- A full belly, a game on tv, a beer in one hand, and your fingers running through my hair? The perfect way to unwind after a hard day’s work.
December 10th, 2011 at 11:14 am
Yes!, everything on this list, and more, a deep tissue shoulder rub before having sex…..
December 12th, 2011 at 7:51 am
hunter, I can’t believe I forgot THAT! That’s the best one!