Handcrafted French Milk Soap Made in Provence- -To soothe and pamper her winter skin and make her feel as sexy as Brigitte Bardot next time she’s soaking in the tub. (because she is!)
Modern Love: 50 True and Extraordinary Tales of Desire, Deceit, and Devotion– Because she’s a sucker for good love stories and needs a quick read before bedtime.
Chocolate Indulgence Tour-Because she has a serious chocolate addiction, and because you’re secretly curious to try President Obama’s favorite chocolate.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook– Because she loves fresh, clean eating but doesn’t want to sacrifice taste.
A 100% Cashmere Scarf in Cream or White-Because every true girly girl needs something in cashmere.
A Short Ivory Silk Robe– Because every girl who sleeps naked needs to throw on a good robe when she jumps out of bed, and so she feels like a sexy 1940’s starlet lounging around the house.
A soft, white, sheepskin shag rug-Because I guarantee you every woman wants one to roll around in or sink their feet into.
A couple portrait session with famed photographer Max Wanger– Because everything he captures is magical, and because she’s been dying to put pictures in her antique frames.

gift guide 2011 for your oh-so-masculine-boyfriend who fixes your car and kills spiders for you: blow job coupons.
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you know who,
LOVE it! LMAO